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Tuesday, June 29, 2010
In conversation with Mr Popli...
Yes, thats right Mr. Popli..I puke only after 8 pegs. Not a drop before that.
Oh no, that happens only when I mix marijuana with rum and whiskey...On weekends usually.
Yes, that's right..my dad thinks you are the one for me. I think so too. I will have someone to blame in my suicide note, you know.
Oh yes, I get suicidal once a month. Yes, I am insured. But the money goes to my dad...I agree..you deserve the money..if not anything in dowry then at least this.
What did they promise you in dowry? As far as I know, its only a brand new Hawkins pressure cooker we got as Diwali gift a decade back (saved and stored just for the GROOM).
Yes, I am pretty, I just hate getting upper lips done...you will get used to my mustache..don't you worry a wee bit.
This weekend? But I have an appointment with the shrink...but it is just a routine visit..why are you getting so upset Mr. Popli? Are you on Prozac too?
You are not? So we have nothing in common? But that shouldn't bother us..OPPOSITES ATTRACT no?
How do you like your drink Mr. Popli? With poison? Without Poison?
hello? hello? MR. Popli..Are you there? Can't hear you? Hello...Meet me Mr. Popli... at least meet me. love will happen...I will postpone my appointment with the shrink... hello... Mr. Popli?
I think we lost him daddy :(
Oh no, that happens only when I mix marijuana with rum and whiskey...On weekends usually.
Yes, that's right..my dad thinks you are the one for me. I think so too. I will have someone to blame in my suicide note, you know.
Oh yes, I get suicidal once a month. Yes, I am insured. But the money goes to my dad...I agree..you deserve the money..if not anything in dowry then at least this.
What did they promise you in dowry? As far as I know, its only a brand new Hawkins pressure cooker we got as Diwali gift a decade back (saved and stored just for the GROOM).
Yes, I am pretty, I just hate getting upper lips done...you will get used to my mustache..don't you worry a wee bit.
This weekend? But I have an appointment with the shrink...but it is just a routine visit..why are you getting so upset Mr. Popli? Are you on Prozac too?
You are not? So we have nothing in common? But that shouldn't bother us..OPPOSITES ATTRACT no?
How do you like your drink Mr. Popli? With poison? Without Poison?
hello? hello? MR. Popli..Are you there? Can't hear you? Hello...Meet me Mr. Popli... at least meet me. love will happen...I will postpone my appointment with the shrink... hello... Mr. Popli?
I think we lost him daddy :(
I write fiction...
But this, my friends, is true.
I was born to a drinking father and a gambling mother. Its not my fault if my genes are adulterated.
I blog from a rehab. That has been my home for last 15 years.
The boy who broke my heart has no balls. No, seriously...I broke them. ;0
I moonwalked and reached the moon one night. I also tried to resize it, just to make it a wee bit bigger than the sun. My sister calls me a LUNATIC (because of lunar attachment).
I am right brained and my left brain has issues with this illogical partiality towards the rival side. I have issues with both sides.
I am fun when I am drunk. ALWAYS, that is! :)
I am a boy. ;D
Thats all.
I was born to a drinking father and a gambling mother. Its not my fault if my genes are adulterated.
I blog from a rehab. That has been my home for last 15 years.
The boy who broke my heart has no balls. No, seriously...I broke them. ;0
I moonwalked and reached the moon one night. I also tried to resize it, just to make it a wee bit bigger than the sun. My sister calls me a LUNATIC (because of lunar attachment).
I am right brained and my left brain has issues with this illogical partiality towards the rival side. I have issues with both sides.
I am fun when I am drunk. ALWAYS, that is! :)
I am a boy. ;D
Thats all.
I...
I feel happy, sad, somber, disgusted, pukey, limited, impure, controlled, sick, trapped, restricted, unwanted, unloved, cheated, stressed, sleepy, bad, unheard, sexy, funny, sorry, free, tired, fresh, excited, dazed, different, same, rehearsed, remixed, stirred, insane, enlightened, lost, unaffected, relaxed, contained, pure...
High!
All men are drugs. Sometimes, they bring you down. And sometimes, they get you so high that you forget about the ones who got you down! :)
With a little help from Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the city!
With a little help from Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the city!
My prayer to HIM...
At 16 I had told GOD I am too young to handle death around me. Next time...please wait till I am 30. Back then, 30 seemed so old and strong. Now, at 30 I want to plead, "I lied the last time, dear GOD...can you wait till I myself am dead and gone from here? I need the rest of my family around me till then."
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